So I guess it's Maroon Fie now.
Anne V and what's-his-face
broke up.
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This is downright devastating on the heels of Heidi and Seal
splitting.
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There hasn't been this kind of crushing swimsuit-model-rocker-breakup malaise in the air since Billy Joel split with his uptown girl Christie Brinkley.
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Except: a bit of trivia. "Uptown Girl" was not inspired by Christie Brinkley...
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...but by
Elle Macpherson.
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Billy Joel got to hobnob with
both swimsuit issue cover three-peaters. I can't tell if I want to high-five him or sock him in the jaw.
In any case, pressure's on,
Chrissy.