Anne V and what's-his-face broke up.
This is downright devastating on the heels of Heidi and Seal splitting.
There hasn't been this kind of crushing swimsuit-model-rocker-breakup malaise in the air since Billy Joel split with his uptown girl Christie Brinkley.
Except: a bit of trivia. "Uptown Girl" was not inspired by Christie Brinkley...
...but by Elle Macpherson.
Billy Joel got to hobnob with both swimsuit issue cover three-peaters. I can't tell if I want to high-five him or sock him in the jaw.In any case, pressure's on, Chrissy.
